Battle for Dream Island: Official Character Guide

The Battle for Dream Island: Official Character Guide is an actually real and published book that is actually about Object Shows that is actually published by THE Scholastic that publishes nearly everything and can ''actually be purchased by American schoolchildren for five United States dollars. It is known for actually existing, not just in this stupid timeline but also in the real world like holy crap.'' GD himself has stated that "I still can't believe that this book even exists, yet it is in an integral part of life for a citizen of GDStan.". The book is the core of the GDStan school curriculum, and single-handedly began the Enlightenment Era. Most children in GDStan are immediately given this book as soon as they begin schooling, and are generally how they learn English, given how most of them speak the various languages in the area. It is the most sold book of the 2020s, mainly due to GDStan buying literally thousands of copies in bulk in order to indoctrinate its citizens regarding Object Shows.