Randomness Declaration

The Randomness Declaration was the piece of paper that basically told the entire world that GDStan was a thing now, much to the dismay of everyone (specifically China). The Declaration was so controversial that it actually caused World War 3 in its entirety, even though the declaration was rather short, as will be demonstrated by showing the full text of the Declaration:

"We, the glorious and epic people of the soon-to-be independent nation of GDStan, will hereby declare their independence as the Republic of GDStan, and create this new nation under these fair founding principles:

I. You are stupid.

II. Object shows are super cool and no one can say otherwise.

III. People are free to be as random as they want, as long as they don't commit any crime, such as murder.

IV. God bless GD. Amen.

V. No CoinPin. Ever.

Effective pretty much immediately."