Coineedle

Coineedle is, according to GDStan, the best thing to have ever existed. In reality, it is a shipping between to characters in Battle for Dream Island, an Object Show.

Coineedlism
Coineedlism is the religion that GDStan has been attempting to push as the new official state religion of the country, with some amount of good results. Coineedlism was made as an attempt to unite the nation religiously as well as culturally. It is part of the Cultural Development program of GDStan 2030, and is a central part of GDStan Culture.

History
A long time ago, GD discovered object shows, and then Coineedle, and thought that the shipping was like, totally cool. Ever since then, GD has been on an eternal quest to prove that Coineedle wasn't a dead shipping, and has gone to the literal ends of the Earth (and his sanity) to prove this. After the foundation of GDStan and World War 3, GD made Coineedlism as part of GDStan 2030.

Beliefs
Coineedlism is built upon 2 beliefs: Coineedlists believe that their sworn enemies (which they call the Coinpinists) have vastly influenced world politics in order to destroy them. They believe that they have taken the forms of China, the USSR 2, New Korea, Stanistan, as well as a bunch of other people and groups, mainly the majority of people in the Object Show Community. No one actually knows as to why they believe this, however.
 * 1) Coineedle is good.
 * 2) CoinPin is the scum of the Earth and must be destroyed for the sake of maintaining peace and order on Earth, lest the world degenerate into immoral practices.

Coineedlism is actually a pretty chill religion, and barely any actual religious practices are involved other than arguing with Coinpinists on the internet.